Title: once upon aaww who cares
Summary: just shut up and read touya/oc and kurama/oc. not a yoai i hate those

I can hardly contain my excitement.

I went on a search from fanfic and was disappointed by some of the summaries I saw over on The Pit.  Why is that site so full of bad!fic?

( Poor Fandoms... )

Fullmetal Alchemist

AU story where the Sins are a secretive crime syndicate and the Alchemists are a special forces unit out to capture them. Pairings include GreedEnvy, EnvyEd, EdRoy, AlEd, WrathEnvy, AlWrath and EdEnvyRoy. Expect yaoi obviously, bdsm, spanking, horror, tor
I think that last word was supposed to be “torture”, but don’t worry: I ( Read more... )

I went trolling for badfic again. I'm bad, I know. This time Yu Yu Hakusho was the fandom of choice. I had a dream about Yu Yu Hakusho a while ago. O.o It was weird. I don't really remember it, though. Anyway~ I've some summaries and then some passages from a fic called Kira's Luck. My sporkings are in bold.

UnpredictableAU After Botan is promoted ( Read more... )

For my first post, I decided to pop over to FF.net and look up the best adjective I could think badfic authors would put in their summaries: "awesome". (If this has been done already, delete. I went looking and couldn't find anything.)

Here we go!
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Echo

[Shounenai] An oceanic storm invites echoes of memories still unforgotten. How do you say goodbye to those you left behind? [Angst]

The second half is fine, but it took me much longer than it should have to figure out what the writer was trying to say in the first half.

Blood and Tears

A birthday fic for Azulmizu at her request. ( Read more... )

I didn’t bother to read the vast majority of these fics, I just felt like mocking some Mary Sue summaries.

( Mary Sue's the name, destroying fandom's the game )

If you have missed the previous 5 installments, you can find them by clicking on the bad!fictionary tag.

( Watch out for hoards of braking miners! WARNING: Contains miner angst. )

Hey, everyone! Hope you haven’t run across anything too brain-breaking today. I know I have. I’m a bit of an anomaly in the Yu Yu Hakusho fandom, because I am NOT a Kurama/Hiei fan. *Gasp!* Are you over the shock yet? Good. So I had avoided Pit fics of my favorite couple (Kurama/Yusuke) for obvious reasons, but curiosity and masochism won over and ( Read more... )

Demon's get Colds? Yes, apparently. (That is, if you meant to ask, "demons get colds?")

“Focus Kurama, focus.,” I reminded myself. “Yes Kurama, focus. Focus on his chiselled chest. Focus on his fiery eyes. Focus. Focus. Focus.” “Shut up Youko,” I grounded my teeth. “Yes, I'll shut up. So you can focus. Focus. Focus. Focus.” “K-k-kurama,” Hiei ( Read more... )